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reverseracist:

zizino:

whats worse to hear 

a) you’re like a brother to me
b) you’re my best friend

c) my confidant
d) my silly rabbit

yuu-ung:

Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.

onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

I laugh every single time.

tostb:

Posted but immediately deleted from Lana’s Instagram just now

dicapriho:

and now…songs from Quentin Tarantino’s films, including minnie riperton and the george baker selection

( listen here )

farfrompaid:

*welcome to mcdonalds*

him:”hold on a second”

him: “you still gone suck my dick tonight?”

her: “no”

him: “IIght its gone be two separate orders “